decisions

I've decided to date my dog. it's a non-monogamous relationship, so we're both free to see other people (a good thing, seeing as I'm not so in to the bestiality) and we've agreed to open communication about what we're looking for. Girls (and boys and bois and boyz and gurls and grrrls) are dumb.

I'm the only one in the back half of my office who has done anything this morning. everyone else is talking about christmas vacation and hanging decorations on their cubes with paperclips. ::sigh::