Thursday, November 23, 2006

thanksgiving

new girl, new car, new job... all within five days.

craziness continues.

As opposed to my earlier post, I'm now the proud owner of an E28 (1983 BMW 533i) -- that's right, my mom finally gave me Q. And I met a real nice girl.

And the university hired me to be an overpaid secretary at the cancer center... nice folks, gorgeous architecture, killer benefits.

So I get to go back to grad school. And Tim's getting better every day.

Things aren't really that bad; they'll be even better once I start getting paychecks.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

2:18 am wednesday

I'm not sure if I'm the sort of person I think I am - I mean, just tonight I've finally articulated the following:

Truth - I drive an old baby-poo-colored automatic-transmission volvo 240 sedan that's in desperate need of an oil change.
Self-concept - I like classic european "enthusiast" cars - BMW 2002 tii, Porsche 356B, Audi coupe, MGB...

Truth - I'm running Linux on an old dell laptop, and haven't bothered to track down a wireless card that will work.
Self-concept - I'm a "geek" who keeps up with the latest in technological arcana.

Truth - My cellphone is vintage 2004, and the hingey-part is tenuous, at best. And no, it doesn't have a camera. Or even a headset.
Self-concept - I'm "wired".

Truth - I do have an iPod, but it's just a shuffle, and I'm not entirely sure where it's located at present. Also, I currently have no way of updating it without resorting to my roommate's computer. (see above re: Linux)
Self-concept - I'm hip and with-it in the world of audio entertainment... and while I listen to unusual music, it's because I'm unique (not because I can't update my music collection).

Truth - Yes, I have a road bike, but it's new and shiny, and not the beat-up single-speed cross / messenger one I wish it were, and I haven't ridden it in months.
Self-concept - I'm athletic and urban-edgy.

Truth - I have a monstrosity of a thoroughbred on stall rest and a midget appaloosa I can't seem to get over a jump. It's been over 10 years since I rode in any sort of horse trial.
Self-concept - I ride three-day event horses.

Truth - I got all ridiculous when Coffee Girl asked me my name this morning... and she's the only girl in Utah who's winked at me.
Self-concept - I'm hot and chicks dig me. Oh wait, that's the self concept I *should* have. the one I actually have goes more like "I'm strangely shaped, and I have unpleasant features, and I don't look the way i think I should look so of course no girl would want to date me - why on earth would anyone worthwhile consider me dateable?" Shit, man.

Truth - My diet today consisted of one bowl of grapenuts with soymilk and a banana, a cup of coffee from aforementioned Coffee Girl, a Super Big Gulp (tm) of iced tea with vanilla flavor, two baked potatoes (one with blue cheese dressing on it, the other with barbecue sauce), a cup of hot cocoa, and a cup of hot Ronalds (tm) tea mix. And a pomegranate.
Self-concept - I'm a vegetarian who eats healthy, balanced meals.




well, that's suitably depressing.