Oh where oh where is that knight in shining armor... Fuckin' slacker.

So thanks to the universal conspiracy against me, academic bureaucracy and general ill-temperedness, I am out of work *and school* as of this morning. Also, the welfare system in this state is asinine, and the unemployment office is reviewing my claim in their own sweet time.

Stupid fucking fuckhead fucks.

This means that I get (have) to figure out what to do with my life.

I don't feel like deciding for myself (since all of my decisions have turned out terribly lately), so I think I'll leave it up to you folks.

Ready? Choose from the following options (or write in your own) and report back.

I'll be making the final decision no later than Thursday.

First choice:

1) Stay in SLC

2) Leave SLC (the question is, then, where should I go?)

Second set of choices:

1) Keep trying to get into colleges, with the ultimate goal of getting that damned doctorate. In the meantime, work at some shit job that barely covers the rent.

2) Join a union and learn a trade (Women of Steel, anyone?). Maybe later go back to college, once I can afford to eat.

3) Suck up to the pharmaceutical industry and go back into regulatory affairs. (ditto the maybe later part from #2)

4a) Drop out of society and develop a drug habit.

4b) Drop out of society and become a hermit (without the drug habit.)

5) Institutionalization. I hear the food's pretty good at some of the psych wards around here.

6) Sabotage. Whatever happened to the Unabomber, anyway?

7) Attempt to convert to Mormonism, find a man to marry me, have some babies, and take a whole lot of nice anti-depressants like the rest of the women around here.

8) Attempt a coup d' etat.

9) ________________________


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