Reasons to stay in Utah for 2 more years

sheepdog trials
my 10 minute commute to work
snowplows
cheese curds
dinosaur skeletons
pink dirt
affordable housing
designated wilderness 15 minutes from my front door
Avocado kitchen walls
East Valley Veterinary Clinic
Andre the Volvo repair guy
Connor knows his way around the house
jobs for me and Trish
sailing on the wacky salty inland sea
ken the scooter repair genius
Babs DeLay
Big Cottonwood Canyon
sunrises over Mt. Olympus
antelope
Wyoming is 45 minutes away
Cranky McCrankerpants lives here
the West Desert
I haven't been to This Is The Place Heritage Park yet
Jess lives here
Liberty Heights Fresh has really good cheese
People are generally Extra Mormon Nice
That canoeing trip on the Green River really needs to happen
My job is fairly awesome, and they love me
I have too much stuff to move / I'm all the way unpacked
I'm not out of debt yet
Many of my friends live here
I'm equidistant from my family members
Oscar always chews his foot-fur off when we move
I can walk all through my neighborhood in the middle of the night, and no-one hassles me.
Utilities are dirt cheap.
I still need to sample that fancy artesian well water from 9th and 9th (ish)
I haven't been to nearly enough fun local restaurants here
There's snowshoeing to be done
Buffalo